"...thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus."What does it really mean to be one in the spirit with Jesus? The spirit and the body are linked through life, just as they are decoupled through death. So it is only in life that we can know what it means to be linked in body, nose and spirit with the Nasal Warrior. Indeed, it was Jesus whom came shooting forth from the Nose of Man, delivering the snot from our turbinates and our sinuses were brought free! From the baptismal of peppermint schnapps to the penny stocks that fill our Christmas stockings, we shall puke no more, so long as we have Jesus up our nose.
-- Song of Solomon 7:4
Have you blown Jesus out of your nose? How can you tell for sure? Send me $1000 and I'll pray for you and let you know rather or not you still have Jesus up your nose. Buy my book, and I'll tell you how to blow your nose, extricating the snot that Our Lord would not want us to harbor against our fellow man, but keeping The Lord deep up your nose, and close to your heart..., err, well, upper sinus cavities.
- Nasal Adherent
